20 Questions to a Better Relationship

eXpressive: 3/10
Practical: 5/10
Physical: 5/10
Giver: 6/10

You are a RPYG–Reserved Practical Physical Giver. This makes you a 1950s Parent.

You are relentlessly patient, loving, generous and devoted. You are unflappable. If on some rare occasion you do raise your voice or say a swear word in anger, anyone around to hear it will remember it (and think it was funny). At the same time, you’re very cute and charming, and even if you don’t catch someone’s eye at the beginning of the night you’ll surely have their attention by the end.

Your calm, conservative nature conceals a passionate (and sexy!) heart.

You can have trouble bringing up problems, but your approach to conflict is calm and even-handed. The problem can be is that you are so busy worrying about your partner’s satisfaction that you don’t ensure your own. This can build up over time and make you restless. Despite your sexual nature, you are more likely to cheat emotionally than physically.

You tend to work out your frustrations in the bedroom. Depending on your partner, this can be an excellent strategy. You would be a great candidate to balance out an XSYT, but not a good match for an unappreciative RPYT.

You have an odd, ritualized vice that doesn’t suit the rest of your persona — like smoking a certain brand of cigarettes or drinking a certain kind of wine.

Of the 171537 people who have taken this quiz, 4.8 % are this type.

Not Material

Dear Who Cares (really),

No Material of any kind…please, maybe. Anyway…..sorry I’m lame, I’m bored, I’m neurotic, loathing, and stricken with insomnia…..but I swear. A lot. Like fuck, and shit, and piss, ass, cunt, whore, bitch, fuck, dick, anyway…….born with a dick and still football makes no sense to me. Shouldn’t it work like an antenna for sports stations. So what if I’m lazy…..I’m publicly posting emails…..

E-mail #1

Happy New Year and merry whatever religious holiday you may celebrate. I got a wacom tablet for Christmas. Plus socks, shoes, some movies, and a years worth of issues to work out. Yay me. I got a letter from Washtenaw telling me they are referring me to a collection agency. Interesting? anywho, I’ll know on the 4th if I’m getting into all the classes I need…….oh well, I hope your break goes well. Ok, enough drunken ramble….

P.S. – I’m sorry if non of this makes sense.

P.S.S. – hotmail would rule if it had a spell check

Email #2

Hey, just wondering how your class was going……..maybe I’ll take it if WCC still offers it by the time the decide they don’t hate me. Anyway, I got Sean of the Dead, and the new Resident Evil……the first is good, but Apocolypse (sp?) has a bunch of weird comic relief…..I’m not sure if I like it, anyway…..write back or some shit.

hating everything,
n i ck

P.S. – I totally forgot what I was gonna write here (probably an apology for bad spelling)

P.S.S. – oh yeah…..if you’re just designing cherectors (however the fuck thats spelled) then why just nicelodeon…….and if you’re writing shows and creating animations and what not then……..why just nicelodeon. Cartoon Network is raping them as far as good cartoons go. I do, however, wish I had the Ren & Stimpy boxed set.

P.S.S.S.S. – sorry…..,but I’m not in jail 🙂

Eat paste, it’s good for you…..I need sleep, but I fear it’s impossible. Perhaps in a day I’ll just shut the fuck up……this is all retarded…..

computer geek,
n i ck

P.S. – and all at once it seemed like it was never te right material….I feel like I’m someone else, and I would totally hate me if I where.

P.S.S. – nevermind because I don’t remember anyway….it probably wasn’t important…..

Bills Bills Bills

So,

It’s almost Christmas….I got this cool Spy VS Spy thing from my sister, and a Borders gift card from my brother. The whole family is coming over, and sometime soon we have to go to church, which should be fun…..right? Probably not. I’m bringing a book. All I want to do is sleep….my sister says she’s waking everyone up at 6:00. I just want to sleep in until the suns out, then wake up and start drinking. That sounds like a good day, playing around on the computer with movies going on in the background. My boss got us a try of shrimp today, that was awesome. I got iodine poisoning. Anywho, now I’m sitting here all bored wishing I was out doing something else for the holidays, but I guess it’s good to be with your family for the holidays.

I’m so tired, how much you want to bet I pass out in church. I hope don’t snore…..not like it matters, just as long as I get woken up when it’s time to drink the wine. Ok…..well, I gotta finish cleaning up my room so…..

Happy Holidays Everyone,

n i ck

P.S. – Bills are due soon, but the holidays were fun. I hope everyone is having a good time whatever they are doing and where ever they may be….be safe.

P.S.S. – Dead bodies (the’re in my trunk)

3:38

Letters ‘R’ Stoopid,

So I got to work on time this morning, but then I went to grab my name-tag and it wasn’t there…….the bosses at Meijer are such…is cock-suckers the word I’m searching for?….anyway, they make you buy a new name-tag if you forget yours….so I got to go home and be 15 minutes late. I don’t know why it wasn’t in my car anyway. Pumpkinini….I got beer for yule. It was exciting, well….I’m about to balance my checkbook. Depending on how that goes I may hang myself. Either way I’m broke as fuck….I gotta pay bills. Um….as for right now I’m tired, and so I’m going to nap in this freezing cold room…

talk to me later,
n i ck

P.S. – I’ll be on the T.V.

Sometimes I Die Alone….

Dear(s) don’t kill people,

Rednecks with guns do. Anyway, I’m tired as (insert the name of something tired ie:air jordans.)I hate having to work, and I think I already miss my computer at school….I just remembered that I really hate Christmas, not that wanting to kill everyone at work wasn’t enough……I finally get home ready to pass out and my mom keeps yelling at me because they want help putting up decorations or something. Here hold my gun. I have to work every day this week with the exception of tuesday (which I really need to start my Christmas shopping then, because the next day I’ll have off is saturday) woo-hoo, how do you like them apples? Granny Smith bitch. However on the bright side every day I do work I have to open, so I’ll be off early.

I swear I had more to say, but I’m starting to develop a headache, and I really think I should just lay down before I do something stupid…..or smart. I just really don’t want to do anything. So call me and wake me up if you must (which you all should.) but be warned that I make no sense what-so-ever when I wake up…….I’m sleeping after this cigarette…..

because it seemed like a good idea at the time,
n i ck

P.S. – My mouth hurts,my head hurts, and my back feels like Zelda from Pet Semetary, please….make it go away.

Dancing in Prisms

Dear Adoring Public,

Well I think I’m finally done….Dinser and Christine’s classes are out of the way. My website is done. All I have left to do is pick up some sticker letters and make my promotional gift for publication design. Woo-fuckin’-hoo…….1 more class. I think I might leave class in a little bit, I gotta drive my brother home and I think I’m gonna stop and pick up letters and Taco Bell, but I’ll drop him off…..I’m not sure though. Hey, Nicci if you read this we should go get breakfast….I’ll call you when I get home. Oh well, I don’t have much to say for now……look at my website, CLICK HERE.

The Dictionary According to George,
n i ck

P.S. – “I didn’t know she complains……she complains?” ….”All the time.”

  The Free Will Purity Test says…  
  You are 61% pure over all  
  Your desires are 67% pure  
  satisfied o——- disappointed  
  eager ———o content  
  Your plans are 63% pure  
  enthusiastic o——– reformed  
  reckless ——o cautious  
  optimistic —–o—- pessimistic  
  easy ——–o strong-willed  
Take the test at dreamhat.net

Denial Obsession
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*Slosh*
You will sink in a mire. You like to think you’re
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Drawing on Post-its

Welly Welly Welly,

15 push-ups and 15 sit-ups later we find ourselves feeling satisfied that it only took us about a week to get where we thought we should have been when we started. How’s that for a run on sentence. Oh well, now I’ve got all this energy……as far is Illustrator goes I’m fairly confident that I am completely finished with everything. There’s just a simple matter of where I misplaced those two assignments, I’m sure I will probably still walk away with a satisfactory grade. I completely repainted over Ryan’s mom’s painting (again.) Now it looks like a drawing of a girl on a post-it note. I have some more plans for it though….

After I finish this entry I’m gonna do all my scans for John’s class, then hop in the shower and wash all of this exercise (if that’s what you wish to call my pathetic attempt) off of me. Maybe I’ll work on the painting after that depending on the time…..I’ve got to get to the production center to see how my print-outs are coming. BTW – every page on my website works now. I finished the contact page in class this morning (it still needs that navigation bar, but I can do that tomorrow.) Ah……now, for the sake of not writing a damn novel….

Lots ‘o Blood (everywhere),
n i ck

P.S. – Does anyone know when Ryan’s mom’s christmas party is? …because I obviously don’t.